A veterinary friend of mine sent this to me on Facebook and I fell in love with it. Though I think only those who work in the veterinary field can truly appreciate it, I hope everyone else can see the humor also. I'm not sure who started this so I can't give credit.
If Dr. Seuss Was A Vet
I won't dispense it, Sam I am,
I won't dispense without exam.
I won't dispense it to your dog,
Although you'll bash me in a blog.
I won't dispense it to your friend,
Who yells at me without an end,
I won't dispense it for the ear,
For the eyes, or for the rear,
I won't dispense it though you yell,
How mean I am the world you'll tell!
I won't dispense it to your cat,
to your bird, or to your rat.
I won't give in--I'm standing tall.
Although you'll whine and cry and call.
I won't dispense it, Sam I am!
You can't have meds without exams!