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Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Snowmageddon In The South



I realize that some of this may be lost on my international readers, especially those not knowledgeable on US geography and culture.  So for those folks let me give a couple of brief primers.  Many parts of the US are pretty culturally different and there can be jokes and tension between regions over these stereotypes.  The biggest rivalry is between the North and the South, and it's not just a hold-over from the Civil War.  Southerners are often perceived by others as rather dimwitted and backwards, though this is certainly not true in reality.  The stereotype is especially pushed when it comes to snow in the South.  You see, we don't get much cold weather down here (I'm a Southerner born and raised, so I can speak to this point).  And when we do people tend to freak out and panic.

One of the biggest jokes is that when snow is forecast everyone rushes to the store to get bread and milk.  I get frustrated and amused at this response for a few reasons.  
  1. This is the South for goodness sake.  Even if we get a true blizzard everything will be clear in a couple of days.  In my 44 years of living in this region I've only seen a couple of true snow-ins and those didn't last more than about three days.  Is everyone really going to run out of food in that time?
  2. This happens just at the threat of snow!  The chance!  Most of the time nothing happens.  Yet the response from people is always the same.
  3. Bread and milk?  Really?  Sorry, but if I know that I might be stuck in my house for a few days I'm going to pick up pizza, chips, and sodas.  Let's make being snowed in fun!
Another huge problem is that because of the infrequent snowy weather our governments aren't really prepared.  There are only a few snowplows or salt trucks in each metro region, unlike our Northern neighbors.  In the North when there is bad weather all of the trucks and equipment jump into action and keep the roads clear and safe.  We have such limited weather in the South that the small number of trucks is usually sufficient.  But when we DO get real snow the system is overwhelmed.

And then you get people who just don't know what to do in this weather.  With limited to no experience, most Southern drivers go too slow or too fast on slick roads.  The worst ones are the rednecks (and I say this affectionately....I have friends and family who are rednecks) with their 4-wheel drive trucks.  Sorry, but when it's snow on top of ice you're going to spin out just as easily and have four wheels with no traction rather than two.  My father is from Sweden, taught driving when he lived there, and has always been involved with cars as a mechanic or sales manager.  When I was a teenager and we would get snow a couple of times a year he would take me out in it and teach me how to be safe.  He would have me slam on the breaks and step on the gas just to see what a spin-out felt like (always in a safe area) and how to get out of one.  Because of this training I am very comfortable in winter weather without being reckless.  Most of my fellow Southerners can't say the same thing, and truthfully they are pretty stupid in this regard.

But sometimes REAL snow hits unexpectedly.

Over the last couple of days we've been hearing about the chance of snow.  As of last night it was supposed to stay south of Atlanta, hitting middle and southern Georgia.  This morning the line had moved north and we now had a 30% chance of some snow in my area (northeast Georgia).  When I went into work my staff was talking about it and I started snickering and laughing.  Over the course of the morning I continued making jokes about "Snowmageddon" and everyone rushing to the store for bread and milk.  When clients started canceling appointments I rolled my eyes.  I was only working a half day so when I walked out to my car at around 12:30pm I was startled to see snow.  Real snow!  And accumulating!  I talked to my wife and she said that the chance had gone up to 100% (no duh at that point) and was expected to keep going for several hours.

So much for accurate weather predicting.

And remember those jokes I was telling?  How I was making fun of my fellow Southerners?  Yeah, not so funny when it took me almost 2 1/2 hours to drive 24 miles home.  Unsalted Roads + Stupid Drivers = GRRRRRRR!

Now the governor is planning on declaring a state of emergency (true!), and there have been untold numbers of car accidents.  And how much snow does it take to shut down a large metropolitan area in the South, sending it into a state of emergency?

Oh, about 1-3 inches.

Yep, you heard right.  INCHES.  Not feet!  (For those on the metric system that's about 2-7cm of accumulation).  And I can actually hear the laughter from my readers in the Northern US, Canada, mountainous areas, and Scandinavia.  Here's a photo of what it looks like from one of our local friend's front door.

Impressive, right?  

Because it's dropping into the teens tonight (Fahrenheit) any melted snow will freeze, making tomorrow even more dangerous in the morning.  We may not have much if any business tomorrow, yet I'll still try to make it in.  I'm not worried about myself, but the drivers around me are a concern.  Remember....untreated or poorly treated roads plus inexperienced drivers.

Welcome to winter in the South!

7 comments:

  1. Want to see more about the predicament in our area, and 8 hour traffic jams? It's making national news.... http://www.businessinsider.com/atlanta-traffic-jam-pictures-2014-1

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  2. I hadn't realised you were in Atlanta Chris - was reading some news about the gridlocks earlier!
    We are a bit the same when it snows in Christchurch - but don't have the population to gridlock the place.
    Stay warm and eat pizza :) You did pick up the pizza ??? or is it bread and milk!

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  3. Now I know it's bad....people in New Zealand are reading about it!!!! ;)

    I actually did go back out and get pizza! My wife didn't want to cook and the pizza delivery place had closed. So being half-Swedish I got back in the car and drove to Walmart to get pizza and cookie dough. :)

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  4. It is just as bad here in Augusta. They completely shut us(and Fort Gordon) down. On our way home last night, I picked up chicken!

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  5. The entire Auburn University, including the vet school, was closed for both Tuesday and Wednesday before it even started snowing! We ended up only getting around 1/2 and inch total. I am from the north originally and it just made me laugh.

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  6. People do that grocery thing here in MO too.

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  7. I think the only time they shut our college down this winter (up in Michigan) was when you literally couldn't see the road or cars around you for the blowing snow... and most of us came to class anyway because they didn't send out the shut-down notice until 9am.

    I did visit family in Texas this winter and was amused how 40 degree weather on a clear, sunny, windless day still had people driving less than 30 mph on the freeway...

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