I've been asked many times by many people if I allow guest writers to contribute to my blog. Since this is a personal and not a professional blog, I've always declined their offers. However, for the first time ever I'm allowing a guest writer to contribute regularly to my blog. I hope you enjoy!
Hai! My name iz Gimli and I iz a bulldog puppy. Mai new daddy sed that I shood tell everyone about bulldogz from mai purspective. So thatz what Im gonna do!
Puppys need lotz of sleep. I think I sleep about 20 hourz a day. And I love to play teh rest of teh time! But mostly I sleepz.
I like to sleep for a few hourz then wake up and let everybody know I wantz to play. Daddy keepz me downstairz so I have to barkz really loud for him to hear me. He sleepz really deep, so sometimez I haz to bark for a long time before he comez down to me. When he openz mai kennel I iz soooooooo happy to see him! I start to run, play, and bitez hiz toez, but he alwayz iz so grumpy when itz dark. Daddy sayz something about "3 o-clock in teh morning". But den a few hourz later wen I bark again he sayz "6 o-clock in teh morning". Doz he really needz to sleep for 7 or 8 hours in a row? Datz weird.
Puppyz like me sleepz for a few hours then we needz to go potty. I barked and barked to let him know I hadz to go outside, but I pooped some in mai kennel when he didnt come fast enough. I only stepped in it a little, but he made me take a bath. Daddy waz growling about "5 o-clock in teh morning" when he didz it. I wuz sorry cuz he waznt happy. But he still gave me a kiss before he putz me back in mai kennel.
Mai new Mommy said to Daddy "Happy Fadder's Day. Hope you like yur new alarm clock." I didnt understand why Daddy looked at me and laffed.