Craziest Pet Names

Recently I came across a rather interesting list.  Veterinary Pet Insurance (VPI) published its 2014 list of the most creative and unusual pet names in their database.  Here is what they listed:

 

Dogs

1.  Peanut Wigglebutt

2.  Sir Hog Knucklehead

3.  Sasha Biggiepotamus Fierce

4.  Otto Blitzschnell von Longdog

5.  Zippity Do Dawg

6.  Airbubble McMuffin

7.  Hamburger Patty

8.  Angus T. Brackencrack

9.  Mister Buddy Pickles

10.  Waffle Dots

 

Cats

1.  Snuggles Butt Le Lee

2.  Count Flufferton

3.  Katy Purry

4.  Walter Croncat

5.  Joey Banana Pants

6.  Felix Thunder Paws

7.  Nuttykitty

8.  Senor Meow

9.  Sassy Brat cat

10.  Purrscilla

 

Having been in veterinary medicine for 30 years, I've seen some rather unique names.  And I'm a bit tired of many of the same names (please don't name your pet Bella, Buddy, or Bailey....you really have no idea how many other pets have the same name!).  But there is "unique" and there is "were you high or drunk when you named your pet?"  Many of the above names fall in that latter category.  However, I'm sure that there are some very interesting stories behind those names.

 

Anyone want to comment and share the wackiest pet names they've personally come across?

 

 

A Belly Full Of Rocks

Yes, I've been on a roll with photos lately.  Hopefully you've been enjoying them.  

Here's another case.  Recently we saw a small mixed-breed dog named Popeye.  The owner brought him in because he had vomited rocks.  At first she didn't want to take any x-rays, but my associate doctor convinced her of the importance of checking to see if any more were in the digestive tract.  It's a good thing that we did that!

Obviously this dog found stones in the yard a tasty treat.  Some of these rock were large enough that we were worried they wouldn't pass through his intestines, making this a potentially life-threatening situation.  We recommended immediate surgery, to which the owner agreed.

In a surgery like this we don't really know what we're going to find.  Those rocks could have been anywhere within the intestines, from right next to each other to widely scattered.  There's just no way to tell from the radiographs because the small intestine loops back and forth, crossing over itself.  However, in this particular case it was fairly straightforward.  I found five large rocks in two clusters, as well as a long, large wad of grass.  One of the rocks had a very sharp point and looked like it had the potential to penetrate through the intestines.  Thankfully there was no intestinal damage.  I made four small incisions in the different parts of the intestine and was able to work all of the bad stuff out.  After exploring the abdomen several times, I couldn't find any other rocks anywhere other than the colon, so I closed him up.  Post-operative x-rays showed that the GI tract was clear and all remaining rocks were in the colon.  This is a good thing, as this area is the widest part of the digestive tract, so if it makes it into the colon it will pass.  Even so, once he was out of surgery I removed as many of those as I could reach with my finger through his rectum.

Here's what we took out of his intestine.  The syringe is there to give scale.

See how pointed the middle stone is?  That's the one that almost perforated the intestine.

We did this as an emergency surgery late in the day, so we had limited time to monitor him.  He went to the local emergency clinic for overnight observation and then back to us the next morning.  When we saw him that morning he was alert and wagging his tail, though he was a little subdued compared to his normal self.

Popeye was very lucky, as this could have been much worse, especially if the owner had waited even a day or two before bringing him in.  As it was, this was a a very expensive set of rocks.  The cost at our clinic was around $1100 for emergency surgery and care, then another $400 overnight at the emergency clinic.  However, doing the right thing saved his life, and considering that he's only a little over a year old he still has a long time with his family.

Assuming he doesn't eat anything else he shouldn't.

Happy Halloween!

Here in the US Halloween is a major holiday.  People decorate their houses with carved pumpkins, scary decorations, and prepare for kids to go door-to-door begging for candy.  Haunted houses are popular and people pay money to have volunteers and professionals scare the bejesus out of them.  While not the biggest money-making holiday of the year, it's certainly one of the most popular ones.

Halloween has always been one of my favorite times of the year.  While I'm not into horror movies, I do like a good scare and spookiness.  I've always loved the classic Universal Studios monster movies.  I've been fascinated by werewolves and vampires, and at one point had a collection of over 200 vampire books.  I also like the idea of dressing in costumes, and continued to do so long after I stopped trick-or-treating.  In fact, my current enjoyment of cosplay at sci-fi/comic/fantasy conventions probably stems from my enjoyment of Halloween as a kid and a desire to do it more than one day per year.

I have some incredible memories from childhood Halloweens.  My mom would make many of my costumes and there were some creative ones.  I have pictures of me when I was about four or five years old dressed as a ghost, with a noose around my neck and the trailing end stiffened with wire to look like I was still actually hanging.  She made a great Dracula cape for me one year that I absolutely loved.  My parents always encouraged the fun part of Halloween, mixed with some of the spookiness.

One year my father hurt his ankle and couldn't go around the neighborhood with me and my mother.  He stayed at home but didn't want to miss out on the fun.  So he dressed himself in long pants and a long-sleeved shirt, put on gloves, and a full head mask.  He sat in a chair near the door and would be perfectly still as kids approached, making them think he was a stuffed decoration.  As they got close or rang the doorbell he would jump up and scare them.  That was so much fun that both he and I did similar things over the years.

Another year, back in the early '80s, my father got together with some of our next-door neighbors and concocted a plan to make a "haunted woods".  We had a large are of woods between the three houses, and the men decided to make a truly memorable Halloween experience.  They made life-size mannequins of Dracula and Frankenstein's monster out of chicken wire and paper mache.  The build a life-size coffin for Dracula with a bat dangling from a motor, causing it to flap over it.  There was a grave dug into the ground with a rope controlled from my tree house, so that someone would pull the rope to open the grave when people walked by.  We had our family and neighbors as actors in some skits and scenes.  At the end there was a life-size witch on a broom that was hung from a pulley and rope.  She would be released to fly down over the people as they walked by, and my dad had a walkie-talkie in her so that he could stand behind a fence and talk to people as if he was the witch.  When people left our yard we had a full-size cast iron cauldron (something we had from my grandparents' home in the country) with water and dry ice.  The tray of candy floated in the bubbling, smoking cauldron, and most people were too freaked out by then to  bother taking their treat.  We had a blast, and repeated it another time.  All of it was free and just done out of our love of the holiday and a desire to have fun.

As a Christian I don't see anything wrong with enjoying a little scary fun at Halloween.  I used to write a more Christian-based blog and addressed this issue on a couple of posts there (here and here).  I won't go into the details again in this post, but if you're interested you can follow those links.  The point is that there is nothing inherently demonic or satanic about Halloween.  Sure, it can be that, but it can also be fun, simple, and child-like.  For most people it's just about having fun, dressing in costume, going to parties, and getting free candy.  

So I wish everyone a Happy Halloween!  Go out there, be safe, have fun, and eat more candy than you should!

Learning to DIY, or How I Became A Mechanical Engineer In Veterinary Medicine

Most people don't realize just how slim the budget and narrow the profit margin is in almost every veterinary practice.  When something breaks down we can't always afford to call in a professional to fix it.  Often we have to muddle through and try to figure out how to do it ourselves.  It may take longer than would someone who actually knew what they were doing, but it is a lot less expensive.

When I was growing up working for a local vet, this happened commonly.  I remember our clothes dryer breaking down many times.  It was a standard household one because the vet couldn't afford an industrial model, and it wasn't designed for the daily grind we put it through.  The drive belt would break, the heater would die, and other things would go wrong.  I was 16 years old and my boss asked me to try and fix it.  I had never done anything like that before, but I've always been bold and confident, and decided to see what I could do.  I discovered that dryers really aren't that complicated and only have a few major parts.  Sure, it took a while to figure out how to put on a new belt, or how the get the heating element out.  But by simply jumping in and doing it, going slowly as I took it apart and paying attention to where parts connected, I was able to do it myself.

As I got into vet school I realized that there were actually many similarities between living bodies and machines.  One time during my veterinary training the brake light on my car went out.  My dad used to be a mechanic and was a regional sales manager for a major car company, so I knew he could help me figure it out.  He got out his voltage testers and started going down the wires trying to find the short or break.  As we did that it suddenly dawned on me.  "Hey, this isn't any different than isolating neurological damage in a dog!"  In my mind the wires were nerves, and we had to figure out where the nerve signal failed.  I remembered my lessons in testing reflexes in different parts of the body, and based on the responses determining where the damage was.  Once that clicked in my brain it was easy to get into finding the right wires as I equated the electrical tests to neuro exams.

Just recently our dental machine suddenly stopped working.  Our first dental of the day went fine, but during the second one we lost any power to our scaler and polisher.  It was a Saturday, so the technical support line for the machine was closed.  We had four other dentals scheduled and I didn't want to cancel those as well as the ones for the next several days until we could get in touch with someone to trouble-shoot the problem.  So I took my medical training and started looking at the machine.  

There was a compressor, which was like the heart, and there were electronics, like the nervous system.  I checked the circuit breaker, which worked fine.  All of the electronic parts seemed to work, and it looked like we just weren't getting any air pressure into the system.  I checked the tank pressure, released some, and waited for the air pump to build it back up again.  Okay, that worked, so the "heart" was in good condition.  The problem must be in the line somewhere.  And that's like anatomy!  It then became a matter of following the "vessels" (air lines) from the compressor to the rest of the equipment.  As I did so I noticed that one connection seemed loose.  A little fiddling with it and I realized that a clamp had been bumped loose, disconnecting one of the tubes.  As soon as I connected it properly everything worked fine again.  The "blood" (air) was now able to go from the "heart" through the "vessels" and into the "limbs" (hand pieces).  I fixed it!

Despite the title, I'm really not great with mechanical things and am nowhere near the skills of a true engineer.  But I've picked up a lot of skills over the years out of sheer necessity and by relating it to my medical training.  I've been pleasantly surprised at how my knowledge as a doctor can give me analogies to help me understand non-medical concepts.  I've used the same principle to try and explain diseases and injuries to clients in non-medical ways.

Steampunk Pirate Hook

In my last post I showed off an ice hook I made for a costume my daughter will be wearing.  To continue the theme let's look at something I made for my own costume.  We're doing steampunk versions of characters from Peter Pan.  My wife is Tinker Bell, I'm Captain Hook, our daughter is Wendy, and our son is Peter.  I'll post pictures of the finished costumes at a later time, but for now I wanted to show off the hook I made for my costume.

I started with two inexpensive plastic costume pirate hooks.  One simply for the base that goes around the hand.  The other we found at a seasonal Halloween store and bought it because it had a more elegant design than typical hooks.  Definitely had a Victorian/steampunk look to it.

So then the question becomes, how to make it "steampunk"?  One of my favorite places to shop for cosplay is our local Habitat For Humanity store.  This is a thrift store, but they also have leftover hardware from when they make homes for low income people.  For making steampunk costumes you'd be hard-pressed to find a better store.  In this case I found a door handle mechanism that had just the right mechanical look and was a little worn, creating a great aged effect.  

Then it was just a matter of spray painting the base, gluing the pieces together, adding a gear in an appropriate location, and some copper coils to enhance the look.

Making things like this is a great creative outlet for me and is actually pretty relaxing.  One of the best parts is trying to figure out how to modify existing parts and pieces, re-purposing things in ways that were never intended in their original design.  When I go to thrift stores and flea markets, I've gotten in the habit of looking at objects and how they might be altered or added to in order to create something new and steampunk.

Frozen + Pirates = Ice Hook

Like most pre-teen girls, my daughter is completely obsessed with the Disney movie Frozen.  This movie is responsible for her favorite color going from pink to blue.  She has seen the movie over 20 times and could probably quote the entire thing from beginning to end without making any mistakes.  I don't have a real problem with this as I think it's a good, enjoyable movie with good messages about love, family, and being true to who you are.  Since my daughter is rather quirky and unique, I think it's important that she embrace her individuality and not feel like she has to follow the crowd or any particular trend.

We're getting ready to go on a Halloween cruise on a Disney ship.  Anyone who has read my blog for a while know how much my family likes costumes and dress-up ("cosplay") and that my wife is a skilled seamstress who has a small custom costume business.  On Disney cruises one night is always "Pirate Night", where guests are encouraged to wear their best pirate gear to dinner and around the ship.  She needed to make new outfits for our kids, but my daughter wanted to dress like Elsa from Frozen.  My wife compromised and was able to take a basic pirate costume pattern but use material similar to that worn by the main character in the movie. 

While this was great, and made for a unique outfit, I started thinking of other ideas.  Elsa creates an outfit and entire castle out of ice.  If she was a pirate, what else might she create?  What is something we typically see on a pirate? 

A hook!   But even better.....an ICE hook!

But how to make one?  Would there be something online?  Of course there would be!  The Internet has everything!!!

Honestly, it didn't take long to find what I wanted.  Apparently professional photographers buy or make fake acrylic ice cubes, because real ice cubes melt quickly under the heat of the lighting and it's hard to get good, consistent shots.  After looking at a couple of websites I thought it would be pretty easy to do.  And it was.

I started with a plastic pirate hook from the dollar section at Target.  I cut off the hook and wrapped aluminum foil around it to form a mold.  I wanted to use aluminum foil so that the resulting hook would have a texture like ice.  Once I had the foil shaped, I removed the hook and had a nice mold of it.

The next step was using clear acrylic craft beads.  I preheated my oven to 375 F, as some of the websites described.  Next, I placed the mold on a baking sheet and filled it with the beads then left them in the oven to melt.  It happened more slowly than I wanted, so I increased the temperature to 400, and then eventually to 425.  As the beads melted they filled less of the space, so I kept adding more beads until they filled to the top of the mold.  Once it was done, I took everything out to cool.

While it was cooling I took the base and spray painted it turquoise to match with the color of the rest of her outfit.  Once the paint dried I put everything back together.

My daughter was absolutely ecstatic!  She didn't know I was making it and then I called her in to show it off.

This was surprisingly easy to make, and cost a grand total of less than $5.

Yes, this is what I do when I'm not being a veterinarian.

A Tale Of Three Uteruses....Why You Should Spay

**CAUTION--Graphic images from surgery.  Proceed at your own risk.**

Recently I had a rather interesting day.  I had three dogs in to be spayed, but each one was a completely different situation.  And I realized that the comparison between these dogs was a good discussion on why you should have your own pets spayed.

Let's start with the first one who was a six month old healthy German Shepherd mix.  She weighed around 58 pounds (26 kg) and had not gone through her first heat cycle.  The surgery went smoothly and there were no problems.  Here is what her uterus looked like once it was removed.

For those who aren't used to seeing these things, the tubular structures in the center of the "V" are the horns of the uterus, with the ovaries at the top of the photo.  The fatty material extending past the tubes and towards the sides is the connective tissue surrounding the uterus.  Pay attention to the scalpel, which is provided for scale.  That becomes very important in a minute.

The next patient was a pure-bred German Shepherd, also at six months old.  This patient was in the middle of her first heat cycle, but the owner didn't want to reschedule so we went ahead and did the surgery.  This dog was 46 pounds (around 21 kg) and her uterus was about three times the size of the first one.  Here's what it looked like post-operatively.

It may not be obvious when you first look at the photo, but look at the scalpel handle for scale.  This uterus is several times thicker than the other one and though you can't see them there are much larger surrounding blood vessels.  Doing a spay on a dog in heat takes longer, uses more suture material, and carries a slightly higher risk of bleeding.  Even so, it can be done safely and this dog also recovered without problems, though the surgery took me over 30 minutes rather than my typical 20 minutes.

The last dog was an 11 year old shih tzu who weighed just under 14 pounds (about 6 kg).  She had developed a life-threatening uterine infection that required immediate surgery.  This is called pyometra, and involves an infection of the uterus so severe that the organ fills with pus and can kill the dog if it ruptures.  The only treatment is usually to do rapid surgery and remove the offending organ, though this is a high risk procedure since even handling it can result in a rupture, spilling pus into the abdomen.  Thankfully this surgery went smoothly, but the uterus was obviously abnormal.  Compare this one to the other two.

Again, go back and look at the other photos using the scalpel for scale.  This uterus is very obviously swollen and discolored.  And if that's not gross enough, here is what it looked like when I opened one section.

All of that nasty fluid was inside the uterus!  And it could have been prevented by spaying her at a young age.

So let's recap the situation.  The largest dog had the smallest uterus and the smallest dog had the largest uterus.  All three came through their surgeries with flying colors and all three were doing great on their post-op recheck 10 days later.  But the dog who had not gone into heat yet had the lowest risk of all of them, so the other situations, especially the last one, could have turned out much worse.

Let's also look at the cost differences.  The first surgery was routine and ran around $350.  Since the second one was in heat and that takes longer, it ended up being around $430.  The pyometra case was over $800.

Do you see the lesson here?  It's better for your dog and for your wallet to have the spay done before their first heat cycle.  Do yourself and your pets a favor and have them spayed by six months old.